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COONING INTO THE METAVERSE

CRACKHEAD BARNEY!!!!

Theater, Comedy & Improv, Visual Art

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My performance is from the depths of hell that have come to emanate into the shadows of death. Everywhere we hear the sounds of pain, suffering, empathy, and nothing but. These performances are surrounded by the coons of the earth, ready to unearth and guide everyone who is melting and evolving and becoming! MY MY! the COONS of the earth have come to yield the pain and suffering. A leading CRACKHEADBARNEY will have the audience erupt in laughter and pain and horror and fits of rage as she gyrates and contorts everywhereon stage, i cant wait to see the look on the audience faces! HURRY UP AND BOOK ME GODDAM ITT

Cannonball, produced by Almanac Dance Circus Theatre, is the first and largest independent festival hub of the Philadelphia Fringe that presents risk-taking independent artists in back-to-back performances next to delicious lounge spaces, fostering creative collisions and community conversation.

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Details
Run Time: 60 mins
Ticket Price: $25
Venue: The Icebox Project Space

Dates: September 13, 2023 - September 17, 2023

September 13, 2023 9.30pm

1400 N American St

General Admission: $25

PWYC Options

September 14, 2023 10.00pm

1400 N American St

General Admission: $25

PWYC Options

September 15, 2023 10.00pm

1400 N American St

General Admission: $25

PWYC Options

September 16, 2023 10.30pm

1400 N American St

General Admission: $25

PWYC Options

September 17, 2023 9.30pm

1400 N American St

General Admission: $25

PWYC Options


About the Artist

Crackhead Barney is an INTERFERENCE! A TYRANT! A GENERAL MALICE TO SOCIETY! OUT!! OUT!! YOU NASTY ASS BITCH! BUT EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK OUT COONING INTO THE METAVERSE 2.0 INTO THE UNIVERSE, A TRAGEDY, A COMEDY, A STYLE, A PRESENTATION OF WHAT IT IS TO BE A WHITE WOMAN IN BLACK WOMEN IN BLACK FACE IN PRESENT PAST AND FUTURE! COME CHECK OUT WHAT A REAL LIFE COON LOOKS LIKE! FUCK THE WORLD FUCK EVERYONE COME CHECK OUT THE ONLY COMEDY THAT YOU WISH YOU MISSED BUT MISSED BUT REALLY DIDNT ! 

  • CRACKHEADBARNEYDIRECTOR WRITER PRODUCER
  • XXXYYYSSYSOMEBODY BAD
  • %@&@&@SOMEBODY GREAT
  • UUUUUCCMCMSOMEBODY WE HATE
  • COME AGAIN WILSONSOMEBODY NO ONE WANTS
  • DICKHENERYSOMEBODY

Accessibility & Content Considerations

Contact the Fringe Festival Box Office for up to date accessibility information.

This event is appropriate for ages 21+ Only

Nudity

Violent Content

Adult Language

Strobe/Flashing Lights

Audience Interaction

Fog/Smoke Effects

ITS JUST PLAIN NASTY! IF YOU WANT TO COME OUT TRAUMATIZED! COME! its TRAUMA PORN!

Covid-19 Safety policy

Masks are required during this event


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