We’re back (Deer back) AGAIN. It is us, Donner and Blitzen, OF YORE. What is yore, you ask? We’re gonna learn that today.
After some initial attempts to produce the best show ever, we have realized we were made for more. We want to give back. How do two recently funemployed reindeer brudders do that? Through education.
We’re going to learn all sorts of things today with help from a VARIETY of SPECIAL GWESTS, such as: food safety, sexual safety, car safety, relationship security, financial security, woodworking, labor laws, literature, how to pick up does, or bucks, and how to– uh– something–basically the list goes on.
WELCOME TO NIGHT SCHOOL. After school. Our after school special (our ASS), a place of continued learning. Our ambitions are so big, but our basement is so small, and our enemies? They’re so close. And our hearts? So open. And our gwests? So special. Was this a mistake? NO. Because tonight, we are going to learn hard and cum laude.

This show is in the form of live theater variety show with audience participation, live onstage foley, too many deer puns, and excessive cartoon violence.