Meet Clareesa Wildwoman, a peasant girl with a weak heart who claims to have gone to school with the Disney Princesses and has been denied her own happy ending. 

Since the best way to learn anything is to teach it, she runs a seminar on how to seduce a prince, filled with anecdotes, jokes and songs that is an extended brainstorm on how to get closer to her crush Albersssht.

Whether you have found your partner, are still looking, or ended up with the wrong one, this cheap seminar will give you something to think about, such as 'maybe I'm better off single'