cooning into the metaverse one day at a time: hopefully !!!

Overview

“Crackhead Barney can be a coon! Sometimes! Or most of the time! Sometimes she can be annoying and loud and soft and very impatient and can’t tell a joke and gets mad at the little things! But wait I will have friends to help me clear out my intestines but there may be a lot of shit that the audience can’t handle !!”  

Called “the greatest performance artist of our generation” by adoring fans and “an enemy of Christianity” by Tucker Carlson, risk-taking provocateur Crackhead Barney comes in from the streets and into the theatre for a three-night only stand in Philadelphia. Expect different guests every night in this talk show from hell — no one will leave unscathed.

Crackheadbarney

Crackheadbarney can be a coon! Sometimes! Or most of the time! Sometimes she can be annoying and loud and soft and very impatient and can’t tell a joke and gets mad at the little things! But wait I will have friends to help me clear out my intestines but there maybe a lot of shit that the audience can’t handle !!