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Art Bitch

Christine Stoddard

Comedy & Improv, Immersive & Interactive Experience, Theater, Visual Arts

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Witness the misadventures of a Bushwick art star! Art Bitch is an entitled nepo baby who's slutty for contemporary art...and kinda slutty in general. But in a "sex-positive" way. And a "spent 7 years in her Columbia MFA" kinda way. Welcome to her new conceptual art project: Summer Vacation.


Art Bitch is a character act of comedian, performer, and "real" artist Christine Stoddard. Art Bitch has terrorized screens and stages at Manhattan Neighborhood Network, The Players Theatre, Parkside Lounge, The People's Improv Theater, the Kraine Theater, Theater for the New City, and beyond. She's based in Brooklyn (obviously) but will travel for the right price. LIKE OMG PHILLY! Sometimes she performs with Aaron Gold and other people. Art Bitch can also be bought.

YouTube.com/@stoddardsays (Art Bitch Comedy playlist) or if you want straight for the vein YouTube.com/@artbitch100


Christine Stoddard (Art Bitch) is a filmmaker, performer, writer, and artist named Brooklyn Magazine's Top 50 Most Fascinating People and has won BestOfBk.com's Best Artist. She runs the YouTube channel @StoddardSays, which includes her non-fiction series “Christine Stoddard’s New York,” talk show “Badass Lady-Folk,” arthouse feature "Sirena's Gallery," filmed play "Mi Abuela, Queen of Nightmares," and fiction shorts like “Uncontested” and “Bottled.” She directed and starred in her latest feature, "Her Garden." She also co-hosts the comedy TV show “Don’t Mind If I Don’t” with Aaron Gold, on YouTube @DontMindTheShow.


Aaron Gold (Uncle Cornelius) is a comedian, actor, writer, and host. He has appeared on Disney+, Netflix, Mtv, Nickelodeon, TNT, and NBC, as well as lent his voice to several Disney cartoons. Aaron is the host of "Don't Mind If I Don't," a podcast-turned-TV show where fans and experts of things he doesn't like convince him why he is wrong. His mental health comedy show, "You Are Not Alone: An Uplifting Show About Depression" has been enjoying monthly perfo

Sawubona Creativity Project (SCP): Theatre for Performance Art & Education welcomes diverse artists, from emerging playwrights to seasoned performers. Our goal is to foster original work and community-driven productions. Our space is a home for bold, transformative performances that inspire, educate, and connect audiences through the power of live art.

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Details
Run Time: 60 mins
Ticket Price: $20

PWYC Options $5+

Venue: SCP

Dates: September 20, 2025 - September 21, 2025

September 20, 2025 8.30pm

1626 E. Passyunk Avenue, #1

General Admission: $20

PWYC Options

September 21, 2025 4.00pm

1626 E. Passyunk Avenue, #1

General Admission: $20

PWYC Options


About the Artist

Christine Stoddard aka Art Bitch makes playful, socially concious videos and performances through an observational, comedic, and autobiographical lens. She is the founder of Quail Bell Press & Productions, which has snagged awards from the Brooklyn Arts Council, the Foundation for Contemporary Arts, IndieSpace, etc. A former boss once called Christine "intimidatingly creative, " so it makes sense that Brooklyn Magazine named her one of its 50 Most Fascinating People. For some fancy words, the Rowan University journal Glassworks said she "tells stories in magical and hauntingly beautiful ways." She studied painting and journalism at Columbia University. Naturally, she lives in Brooklyn, NY and is chronically online. 


Aaron Gold is a comedian, actor, writer, and host. He has appeared on Disney+, Netflix, Mtv, Nickelodeon, TNT, and NBC, as well as lent his voice to several Disney cartoons. Aaron is the host of "Don't Mind If I Don't, " a podcast-turned-TV show where fans and experts of things he doesn't like convince him why he is wrong. His mental health comedy show, "You Are Not Alone: An Uplifting Show About Depression" has been enjoying monthly performances at the Magnet Theater for over 10 years now, and has partnered with NAMI NYC to combat the stigma associated with mental health. He is a two-time Silver Telly award winner, recently made his Marvel Cinematic Universe debut in Daredevil: Born Again, appears in the sequel comedy fan film, “The Mask: Gone Viral, ” and recently played several dark and disturbing roles in "Mi Abuela, Queen of Nightmares" at The Tank. He co-starred in the limited podcast, "Bad Guys & B-Sides, " playing an angsty teenage guitarist turned magical sorcerer.


Quail Bell Press & Productions (www.quailbell.com) tells magical, inspiring, and playful stories across drama, comedy, and non-fiction. We love producing funny, character-driven, and artful works with socially aware clients.

  • Christine StoddardPerformer/producercstoddard@quailbell.com
  • Aaron GoldPerformer/asst. produceraaronscleveremail@gmail.com

Accessibility & Content Considerations

Contact the Fringe Festival Box Office for up to date accessibility information.

This event is appropriate for ages 13+

Adult Language

Audience Interaction

Mention of drug use (comedic)

Covid-19 Safety policy

This event does not require masks to be worn


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